I Hope ........

I hope it was cold out in Kolkata here
i am rising competitors beware :
I hope for me there will be more than just Lehman's
people will start understanding the language of the humans:
I hope i can make myself famous in this mysterious world
Make money not only in equity and debt but also in gold:
I hope to meet Deepika ( padukone ) a day
how big a fan am i can say:
I hope never to lose hope
I wish to live fullest and not just to cope:
I hope i become an Extrovert someday
To have a lot of friends to celebrate on my bday:
I dont wish to hope nemore
Coz i will be perfectionist ppl will chore:
Looking down the line 10 years from now
I want to see myself more eager to grow:
Now i will try to understand more people
"Coz relationships matter" says the Holy Bible:

Original Thoughts:
DJ

The Starbucks Experience by Joseph A. Michelli

Can u believe it?.....If you had invested $10,000 in the Starbucks IPO on the NASDAQ in 1992, your investment would be worth approx. $ 6,50,000 today.....staggering 5000 % growth....
"The Starbucks Experience "by Joseph Michelli examines the working of a company that has taken an ordinary product and transformed into an extraordinary business success.It shares 5 principles that led to Starbucks being one of the world's "most admired" companies according to Fortune magazine.These priciples are
1) Make it your own
2) Everything matters
3)Surprise and Delight
4)Embrace Resistance
5) Leave your mark
The book attributes the success of Starbucks to its employees- the "partners" and the experience they create for each customer.......
The company which opened its first store in Seattle, Washington in 1971 has grown by leaps and bounds since then and has 11,000 stores in 37 countries ,averages more than 35 million customers visits each week and has loyal customers who visit it 18 times a month........
The book also shares the vision of Howard Schultz, the Starbucks former CEO and current Chairman....When people come to Starbucks, they should get a comfortable setting where they are valued on a personal level and where a meaningful emotional connection is made.....This setting referred to as "Third World" by Starbucks must offer warmth and relief that sets it apart from th first two places in most people's lives : work and home....
Customers must be able to customize their beverage with the handcrafted assitance of their barista(the Italian word for bartender and the term used at Starbucks for a coffee preparer).....
I found the book very enriching and engrossing.....I recommend it as a "must read" for all the budding "Marketing Managers'

So how do I do that...??

Now sometime back... there was a question: How do u do that??

So i would reveal how do I do that.

I saw her for the first time when i came to IIFT-K. Before that i could only dream about her. I thought about her when i saw her profile on the internet and used to go thru it a lot....but she was outta my reach.

Now coming to the point, I usually bring her home with me...without the caretaker knowing. I lay her on the bed and admire her beauty. Believe me, she's awesome. Every time im with her, i get to know more about her.

I generally start from behind...i like it that way, though her front is equally good with upper half usually the best. And when i touch her...she starts making noises i cant explain here. I twist her and turn her. Then slowly and slowly i go beyond..in the depth!....till i get what i really want...till i get tired of doing it everyday...till i have nothing more exciting to do....or till i reach the front page.

&*@%$*&@^......front page???

What?? I was talking about how i first got hold of Financial Times and how i read it!!!!
What were u thinkin of???

LOVE INFORMATION SYSTEM (LIS)

He bent upon her slowly and kept his hand by hers. His warm breath kept caressing her shoulders as he looked down, his lips curved into a smile. The pleasure was evident from his pursed lips, which smiled with a joy of achievement. She looked up at him, her smiling eyes reflecting the satisfaction and victory of her confidence in his precision.

Well, before you let your untamed brains wander further, let me clarify that these two were preparing for their exams. She was sitting on the chair, reading from the book. However, one particular doubt kept troubling her. And he came like a knight in shining armour to save this pretty damsel in distress before her exams. He bent over her shoulder and looked at the book. He held the corner of the page and flipped it. And there it was – the answer to the question she was looking for. His lips curved to give way to a smile of achievement and she smiled at him in return.

That’s a new-age (love?!?) story folks. “Woh kehte hai na, Ram milaai jodi?” They look just like that – delivered in ‘bundling offer’ directly from heaven. She is petite, sweet, with an air of unharmed dignity. He is stout, macho and a ‘genius’ – according to most of his friends. If she has taken up the responsibility of securing all her friends’ careers, he will soon be walking up the mantle as the head of all students.

Wonder when will they realise what we have so long back? Well, until they do, for this Aamir Khan – Juhi Chawla of IIFT, let’s raise a toast. Cheers!!

And the Final Punch……. Ye Aamir Khan hai none other than BF’s Intellectual Capital “SOUMEN”…… and the JUHI is up to u to guess!!!!!!!

Signing off ------------"
DJ & Souvik !!!!!!!!

How do you do that?

As part of our BRM (Bakar Roz Marra-ki)'s project , we are conducting a research on the BF boys in which all the residents have only one question "How do you do that?" , with no other hints given (i.e. an open-ended question!!).

So all the bfdudes are requested to kindly find some time out of their busy schedule(of flirting online) and pour in their responses.

Let the mystery be unfolded..hehehe!!!

Peace..
Dr. Blogzilla

badla badla sa ye mahaul..!!

Lovers think..."kyun hota hai pyaar?", Married ppl think .."yeh shaadi kyun hui?", But what does a bachelor like me thinks? "bandi kab milegi?...well not exactly." The question in my mind is "saala yeh exams kyun hote hain?"

Topics of sutta sessions (lifeline of BF) has diverted from gals to IS-LM and Present Value!! My partner in crime (read roomie) is busy staring into PPTs. The angry young man has been reportedly been digging into 1 trimester books which i have kept in a place far beyond my reach. Dada is no-where to be seen coz of reasons unknown. Body Builder comes to the room to tell that he's about to finish FM. Jawani is too busy taking guest lectures for various hostels around salt lake. And here i am...writing blogs!


I sit in room where people come and go discussing new topics and all i can do is stare. Some take it for granted that i know a lot which only adds to my farji self confidence. I open my laptop to finally begin the prep...but instead i find Mario on the desktop, which shouts at me...begging me to make him take coins, eat mushrooms and get his princess. Maybe i feel happy to see someone get his love. How can i say no to him!!


I fail to put effort in what interests me and unbelievably i find no one to blame. I can see the future coming....my hostel mates in dream jobs with me scouting for options!


But days will become weeks and after that exams will end. Everything will be normal again. Sutta sessions will again become more relaxing. There will be maara-maari for headphones. Movies will again be the second most talked about topic. First, of course, will remain 'gals' for centuries to come. I wait for that day but till then...i walk alone!!

"I don't understand how?" the ultimate poetry BY DJ

I don't understand how?
So many guys sleep during d class......
this poem is only fun and timepass............

I don't understand how?
Aashish ke phones ke details ranga ke pass hai....
Abhinandan ke pass dimag bhi hai??

I don't understand how?
kukkad maintains his figure..
when will amol bhai improve his rigour!!

I don't understand how?
Every time Alok has a question up his ass.......( isnt it)
Anirudhya is fishy and not a ---------(dash)!!

I don't understand how?
Ankit radio pe aa jaate hai...
Ankur bhai ko bottle sunghte hi chad jaati hai!!

I don't understand how?
Ashwini maintains her hair...
dada dont steal from orkut and pls share!!

I don't understand how?
Banchit is asked how many GF's to ur fame:
evry teacher asks cheista wats ur name!!

I don't understand how?
Diptanshu will merge with girls and dance.......
I should take finance!!!

I don't understand how?
who made gourav the cr
Imran bhai has sabse hosheyaar!!

I don't understand how?
Iti leads all the way ( left to ur interpretations)
Kanika pretends to be gay!!

I don't understand how?
Kanu is always shouting out loud
Khyati manages to sleep in midland's crowd!!

I don't understand how?
Kumar copies dada so well
dada u ll definitely go to hell!!

I don't understand how?
Abrar ka naam pada akbaar
Mohit kolkata me hue bhi delhi baat karta hai baar baar!!

I don't understand how?
Neha class me jagti hai
Nikita sote sote apne baalon ke peeche chupti hai!!

I don't understand how?
Nitesh sabse bade tharki bane....
Pallav ki tunes me saare jhume!!

I don't understand how?
Prabhu bhai's question runs like Nile
Praddy finds new means of cheating and still keeps on his smile!!

I don't understand how?
Prashant actually acted in a movie
Praveen kuch kaam bhi kar le and stop shouting on me "do eeeeee(it)"

I don't understand how?
Rishab baba will upgrade from the alphabet "p"
Rahul gandhi will show his middle finger for interviewees to see!!

I don't understand how?
Samriti is so "hot"
rahul in placecom is like tea in a pot!!

I don't understand how?
Sankalp's jeans manages to keep his ass
Robin sleeps like a horse who hasnt eaten grass!!

I don't understand how?
Santhosh will come from vt as virgin
Sashi always has question which takes the profs out & in

I don't understand how?
Satish kakumani kab kaam me interest lega
Saswat sharukh ko chod hritik ko pakadega!!

I don't understand how?
aamir manages to handle two
one is rodney the other i dont knw who !!( left to to ur interpretations)

I don't understand how?
Shubhojeet dances so well with khyati.. ( freshers)
Neeraj Vimal Prasad ko class ke alawa kahi bhi neend nai aati!!!

I don't understand how?
Soumen takes such such a long time in bathroom
Souvik gives roles to people whose movie is ever in doom

I don't understand how?
Sumit bharti is so shy....
Trisha Vasudeva everytime says haaaaaaaaiiiiiin!!!!

original thoughts
DJ

THE VOTING CAMPAIGN BEGINS...

Doston....waise to har voting campaign mein junta apne liye vote mangti hai...but dis one comes with a different taste...the hottest camaigning has begun to find out the BIGGEST THARKI of BF...

i am here to guide u guys to "find" or rather "re-affirm" the true tharki of BF...so stop scratching ur heads and NO need to pour in ur grey matter into anything ....just feel free to vote for "DHANANI JAWANI---the biggest tharki i hav ever seen" and "PRAVEEN DHAWAN---a real close competitor"...

as usual i'm always here to support u guys and will stick to my job of updating u with the inside info....

urs truly
Dr. Blogzilla

Why Guys are happier?

Guys are Happier and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Your Jockey is 450/- for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can loiter around at night.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder guys are happier!

Introducing the BF BOYZ

welcome to the world of BF.
Full forms left to your interpretation. Although a late start in blogging but nevertheless this blog offers exclusive video and picture footings only available here along with the special comments from our eminent bloggers:
1- Gaurav Dhanani
2- Prashant Goyal
3- Shubhojeet Chakravarty
4- Praveen Dhawan
5- Sayed Aamir Shoeb
6- Soumen Dutta

the first thing we are coming up with is our video which you can see below. The next adding will have a special list which will include special names given to all our iift batchmates so look on for that.

Yours Truly
DJ