Why Guys are happier?

Guys are Happier and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Your Jockey is 450/- for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can loiter around at night.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder guys are happier!